The Best Burn of Abby's Life
- Me: I thought you were Pregnant?
- Abby: No, thats in my tits remember?
- Me: Well one day......
- Abby: What do you mean??
- Me: Well one day they will develop.....
- Abby: *Face palms the laptop* Oh Jesse!
- Me: What??
- Abby: Oh My God! Oh My God! That was probably the Best Burn of My Life!!
Abby: 11am! Be here! Or be Square!!
Me: Ok
Abby: You missed your chance!! You can’t make it!
Me: Idk, if i hauled ass i might make it
Abby: Haul your ass, for my ass!!
They are my everything.
Seriously, I don’t know where I would be without all of them.
They threw me a surprise party after work on Friday Night.
I love them so.
They have saved me.
(via indifferentlynow)
